You guys are in luck that I finally discovered this place. I've been playing fantasy hockey for the last 17 years and I can assure you that I've never had a losing season. Now that you have some background, who's ready for some ranks?!?!?!?!?!

Top 100 Forwards

1. Evgeni Malkin, Pit (1)
2. Steven Stamkos, TB (2)
3. Sidney Crosby, Pit (3)
4. Daniel Sedin, Van (4)
5. Claude Giroux, Phi (5)
6. James Neal, Pit (6)
7. Corey Perry, Ana (7)
8. John Tavares, NYI (9)
9. Anze Kopitar, LA (10)
10. Henrik Sedin, Van (11)
11. Alex Ovechkin, Was (12)
12. Pavel Datsyuk, Det (13)
13. Ilya Kovalchuk, NJ (8)
14. Jason Spezza, Ott (14)
15. David Backes, StL (15)
16. Patrick Sharp, Chi (16)
17. Zach Parise, Min (17)
18. Scott Hartnell, Phi (18)
19. Marian Hossa, Chi (19)
20. Nicklas Backstrom, Was (20)
21. Tyler Seguin, Bos (21)
22. Marian Gaborik, NYR (22)
23. Gabriel Landeskog, Col (23)
24. Brad Richards, NYR (24)
25. Eric Staal, Car (25)
26. Jordan Eberle, Edm (26)
27. Henrik Zetterberg, Det (27)
28. Phil Kessel, Tor (28)
29. Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Edm (29)
30. Jonathan Toews, Chi (30)
31. Johan Franzen, Det (31)
32. Taylor Hall, Edm (32)
33. Jamie Benn, Dal (38)
34. Joffrey Lupul, Tor (33)
35. Patrice Bergeron, Bos (34)
36. Patrick Marleau, SJ (35)
37. Joe Pavelski, SJ (37)
38. Brad Marchand, Bos (39)
39. Ray Whitney, Dal (40)
40. Ryan Kesler, Van (41)
41. Jordan Staal, Car (42)
42. Matt Moulson, NYI (36)
43. Milan Lucic, Bos (43)
44. Joe Thornton, SJ (44)
45. Milan Michalek, Ott (45)
46. Patrick Kane, Chi (46)
47. Mikko Koivu, Min (58)
48. Blake Wheeler, Wpg (47)
49. Rick Nash, Cls (48)
50. Radim Vrbata, Pho (49)
51. Evander Kane, Wpg (50)
52. Logan Couture, SJ (51)
53. Max Pacioretty, Mon (52)
54. Nail Yakupov, Edm (53)
55. T.J. Oshie, StL (54)
56. Jarome Iginla, Cgy (55)
57. Thomas Vanek, Buf (56)
58. Loui Eriksson, Dal (57)
59. Jeff Carter, LA (59)
60. Andy McDonald, StL (60)
61. Dany Heatley, Min (95)
62. Martin St. Louis, TB (61)
63. Ryan Getzlaf, Ana (62)
64. Tyler Ennis, Buf (63)
65. Andrew Ladd, Wpg (64)
66. Olli Jokinen, Wpg (73)
67. Mike Richards, LA (66)
68. Stephen Weiss, Fla (67)
69. Drew Stafford, Buf (68)
70. Jeff Skinner, Car (69)
71. Alex Burrows, Van (70)
72. Dustin Brown, LA (71)
73. Martin Havlat, SJ (72)
74. Danny Briere, Phi (74)
75. Bobby Ryan, Ana (75)
76. Nathan Horton, Bos (76)
77. David Clarkson, NJ (77)
78. Jaromir Jagr, Dal (NR)
79. Alexander Semin, Was (65)
80. Jason Pominville, Buf (78)
81. Paul Stastny, Col (79)
82. Mike Ribeiro, Was (80)
83. Shane Doan, Pho (81)
84. Chris Kunitz, Pit (82)
85. Derek Roy, Dal (NR)
86. Justin Williams, LA (84)
87. Ryane Clowe, SJ (86)
88. Ryan Callahan, NYR (87)
89. Teddy Purcell, TB (88)
90. Patrik Elias, NJ (89)
91. Erik Cole, Mon (90)
92. Martin Erat, Nsh (83)
93. Vincent Lecavalier, TB (91)
94. Kris Versteeg, Fla (92)
95. Adam Henrique, NJ (93)
96. Tomas Fleischmann, Fla (98)
97. David Perron, StL (99)
98. Mikael Samuelsson, Det (NR)
99. Cody Hodgson, Buf (100)
100. James van Riemsdyk, Tor (NR)

Not much to discuss here, I think all rightly thinking men and lasses will find this to be a flawless list. On to the

Top 75 Defencemen

1. Erik Karlsson, Ott (1)
2. Kris Letang, Pit (2)
3. Zdeno Chara, Bos (3)
4. Dustin Byfuglien, Win (4)
5. Brian Campbell, Fla (5)
6. Dan Boyle, SJ (6)
7. Ryan Suter, Min (9)
8. Alex Pietrangelo, StL (8)
9. Shea Weber, Nsh (7)
10. Alexander Edler, Van (11)
11. P.K. Subban, Mon (10)
12. Dion Phaneuf, Tor (13)
13. Michael Del Zotto, NYR (12)
14. Tobias Enstrom, Win (14)
15. Jack Johnson, Cls (15)
16. Keith Yandle, Pho (18)
17. Mark Giordano, Cgy (16)
18. Mark Streit, NYI (17)
19. Kimmo Timonen, Phi (19)
20. Niklas Kronwall, Det (20)
21. Duncan Keith, Chi (21)
22. Ryan Whitney, Edm (24)
23. Drew Doughty, LA (22)
24. Christian Ehrhoff, Buf (23)
25. Alex Goligoski, Dal (28)
26. James Wisniewski, Cls (25)
27. Matt Carle, TB (31)
28. Lubomir Visnovsky, NYI (27)
29. Kevin Shattenkirk, StL (26)
30. Andrei Markov, Mon (29)
31. Joni Pitkanen, Car (30)
32. Mike Green, Was (33)
33. Sheldon Souray , Ana (44)
34. Tyler Myers, Buf (34)
35. Marek Zidlicky, NJ (36)
36. Sergei Gonchar, Ott (38)
37. Dennis Wideman, Cgy (37)
38. Cam Fowler, Ana (39)
39. Brent Burns, SJ (35)
40. Dmitry Kulikov, Fla (32)
41. Justin Schultz, Edm (45)
42. Jason Garrison, Van (46)
43. Brent Seabrook, Chi (41)
44. Brendan Smith, Det (42)
45. Erik Johnson, Col (50)
46. Zach Bogosian, Win (43)
47. John-Michael Liles, Tor (47)
48. Kevin Bieksa, Van (40)
49. Slava Voynov, LA (49)
50. Ian White, Det (48)
51. Oliver Ekman-Larsson, Pho (52)
52. Tom Gilbert, Min (62)
53. Travis Hamonic, NYI (51)
54. Nick Leddy, Chi (53)
55. Justin Faulk, Car (55)
56. Jake Gardiner, Tor (54)
57. Dennis Seidenberg, Bos (57)
58. Dan Girardi, NYR (58)
59. Stefan Elliott, Col (59)
60. Jared Spurgeon, Min (64)
61. Victor Hedman, TB (56)
62. Adam Larsson, NJ (61)
63. Paul Martin, Pit (63)
64. Joe Corvo, Car (65)
65. Ryan Ellis, Nsh (NR)
66. Ryan McDonagh, NYR (60)
67. Sami Salo, TB (NR)
68. Stephane Robidas, Dal (72)
69. Tomas Kaberle, Mon (66)
70. Ryan Murray, Cls (68)
71. John Carlson, Was (69)
72. Luca Sbisa, Ana (74)
73. Jay Bouwmeester, Cgy (73)
74. Dougie Hamilton, Bos (NR)
75 (tie). Jamie McBain, Car (70)
75 (tie). Jeff Petry, Edm (67)

Again, no conversation needed here as I think we can all agree this is a perfect list. Sometime next week I will unveil my goalie rankings which you will be sure to not want to miss. Please don't sue me if you lose sleep between now and then. Haha, just kidding have a great week.