FHS: Saturday Night Live!
Hey FHSers!
Welcome to the second edition of FHS: Saturday Night Live! If you're just tuning in now, last Saturday we had some fun with a live blog, part of which included an over/under + pick ‘em competition between myself, Cam Collingwood and Michael Benedicks from FHS, as well as FHS reader/poster Mjm44. The delightfully acerbic MasterOfPuppets joined in part way through as well (and kicked our asses on the late games).
This week, we extended the invite for friends and readers to submit their own picks for today's twelve game slate. And so, today you'll see nineteen fantasy GMs going toe-to-toe (toes-to-toes? weird...) in a battle royale for the ages. Or, well, at least a mild distraction on a Saturday filled to the gills with your good friend and mine: NHL hockey. Today's champion(s) will be honoured in Monday's Fantasy Stars of the Week feature, and the resulting glory and fame will all but secure a supermodel girlfriend and a lifetime of forgetting about the little people.
I will continue to update today's blog (refresh for updates) throughout the day with fantasy highlights, random commentary and select tweets from around the hockey world. Feel free to chime in with any comments, criticism, banter, wins or insults you'd like to share.
I may also disappear for long stretches of time, depending on the number and variety of beverages consumed. And I have to miss the late game, as my s̶u̶p̶e̶r̶v̶i̶s̶o̶r̶ wife and I have plans that are apparently more important than spending twelve hours straight watching hockey. Go figure.
After the jump, we'll look at today's games and check out everyone's picks via our latest technological marvel: a web-published Google spreadsheet! Oh! Wow....
With half of today's games finishing by 5pm EST, maybe we should just call this Saturday Live? Here's the slate:
Nashville Predators @ Boston Bruins
Florida Panthers @ New Jersey Devils
Los Angeles Kings @ New York Islanders
New York Rangers @ Philadelphia Flyers
Winnipeg Jets @ Pittsburgh Penguins
Edmonton Oilers @ Ottawa Senators
Tampa Bay Lightning @ Buffalo Sabres
Montreal Canadiens @ Toronto Maple Leafs
Colorado Avalanche @ St. Louis Blues
Columbus Blue Jackets @ Minnesota Wild
Chicago Blackhawks @ Phoenix Coyotes
Vancouver Canucks @ Calgary Flames
We asked you for:
1. Your pick for the winning team for each game (H = home win, V = visitor win)
2. Your pick for over or under for each game (O = over, U = under), based on an over/under of 5.5 goals.
The scoring system is simple: for every winner picked correctly, one point is awarded. For every over/under picked correctly, one point is awarded. So with 12 games on today's schedule, a perfect score would be 24 points.
And here, dear readers, is the scoreboard:
Due to the extreme limitations of the SBNation Story Editor (or more likely my extreme lack of effort)), I was unable to find a decent way to update the slate "in-post", but I think this will work for now. Let me know ff you have other ideas, or if you happen to be an HTML genius who will work for free.
I had a quick look at the picks, and it speaks to the NHL's parity that we're totally all over the place. There are a few trends though: unanimous under votes for the STL/COL match, whitch (see what I did there?) makes sense. Scottymac228 could build a real edge with that game though, as only he picked Colorado to win. Mjm44 and Timbits56 have the only over picks for LAK/NYI. Only Cam and scottymac228 picked the Jets to beat the Penguins. Only two under votes (Cam and tzuu) for the VAN/CGY game, which is a bit surprising considering the goalies involved. And Columbus actually managed five picks to win - possibly their biggest self-esteem bost of the season.
But, enough. Puck drops in 30 minutes. Buckle the fuck up.
Tim Thomas confirmed to start today. Enough of Julien's last minute antics!
So Rinne/Thomas coming right up. Excellent. I own TT in a keeper and look the other way at his tea party politics, but all this Facebook shit is just stupid. He is so rattled, and rattled goalies do not stop pucks. I hope he has that rebound game, but in reality Nashville scores four+ on him, unless Chara's in absolute lockdown mode.
You never know just how you look through other people's eyes.
I've had Mike Richards and Dustin Brown benched for about a week now. G A +/- PIM PPP SOG. These are crazy, crazy actions, but Simmonds and Clarkson are the smarter plays for me right now. This worm will turn again, but when?
Question: with nineteen entries in our little comp today, I sense the strong likelihood of a tie. So what's the tiebreaker?
That's right MoP - delightfully acerbic. Pour some of that syrup on your goddamn hotcakes.
Last night I thought I had a genius moment: change my SBNation handle to Kenny Bloggins! I kind of got stuck with jsuites anyway (long story), and Kenny Bloggins is fucking hilarious! Then I googled Kenny Bloggins, and my genius moment was downgraded to just a regular moment.
Thank you, leftwinglock.com, for your starting goalie push notifications. Brilliant. It would be wrong not to also mention Justin Goldman from Goaliepost / Dobber. I'm subscribed to Justin Goldman's email updates, which I find invaluable.
I was going to get my two year-old daughter to submit her picks this week, but her schedule was too packed.. Next week....
Sestito and Bickel wailing on each other. Good scrap, refs stepped in too soon.
As per MSG Network, NYR and PHI have had nine fights head-to-head this season. Most in the NHL.
Ryan Callahan puts the Rangers ahead with his second PPG in two games, those goals breaking a four game pointless skid, but he's still 5+2=7 over his last ten.
Wayne Simmonds (see above) tips in the point shot. Game tied 1-1.
Bruins are outshooting the Predators 13-5. Still no goals. Rinne is superhuman.
Simmonds now has six goals in his last ten games, and the PIM are starting to flow again as he's got nine in that same span. Hoping for a bunch more today.
Patrice Bergeron with a shorty for his 16th of the year. Was anyone really expecting 70 points out of him this year? Actually I think TSN projected him at 72, so there you go. Bs up one zip.
End of the first in Boston, Jersey, Long Island and Philly. Puck drops in 10 minutes in Pittsburgh and Ottawa. What's wrong with Saturdays? Nothing.
I think EDM OTT could be a goalfest. Most of us agree, as only Johnny Laan and MasterOfPuppets took the under there.
This from mjm44, and I have to concur on all levels: "Please insure scattered start times so that every game is not on intermission at same time. Signed, a loserish hockey blogger." But I'm mostly concurring with the loserish hockey blogger part.
Giroux, Simmonds and Hartnell ALL on PP1?? Laviolette is kind of awesome for that.
Wow, Giroux FORCED that breakaway goal past Lundqvist. 2-2 tie. Simmonds and Hartnell with helpers. Flyers outshooting Rangers 9-1 in the second period.
mjm44: Brown from Doughty although announcers think Loktionov may get credit i couldn't tell and now going to pp
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I have to drop out of the competition
Today’s champion(s) will be honoured in Monday’s Fantasy Stars of the Week feature, and the resulting glory and fame will all but secure a supermodel girlfriend and a lifetime of forgetting about the little people.
My wife says this is a deal breaker (I can’t afford another alimony)
the resulting glory and fame will all but secure a supermodel girlfriendNo this is fine she likes tall women too.
a lifetime of forgetting about the little people.at 5’4" she is tallest in her family she claims it would make holidays too stressful
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 12:56 PM EST reply actions
drop out of competition
That means he knows by that time he will be well out of it
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 1:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
we still have the record of your picks in the Pick’em thread
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
sweets is quite clever as well I expect he can get you on it still
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
tie breaker
No tie breaker more than one winner and of course ytd totals we could omit last week if necessary
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 1:25 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Okposo and eaton with apples glad i was patientwith okposo
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 1:30 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
this just in
Thomas had to “campaign” to start today
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 1:33 PM EST via mobile reply actions
The way the flyers game is going over is in the cards fast action
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 1:39 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
sweet tip-in, don’t think Torts will be too happy with the pace though
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
Simmonds is slowly developing in the hartnell mode……hartnell>clarkson>simmonds but 3 are all good options
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 1:42 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
richards sucks balls....
Ever since i traded for him last year
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 1:40 PM EST via mobile reply actions
islanders la
As i have 5 players i am watching this game, lots of d breaktowns but timing is off did u know in there last 10 iske are 6-2-2
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 1:47 PM EST via mobile reply actions
tavares flying today
Already double shifting
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 1:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I have 5 Rangers but can’t tear myself away from Kovalchuk game
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
kovy
Has been back to his old self since jsuitestraded for him, when asked kovy replied " all im gonna say is jsuites treats me like a supermodel"
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 1:55 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
LOL
so sweets won’t let him eat and keeps him supplied with cigarettes and coke
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
Haha callaghan and markstrom but i think he initially offered spezza and the guy asked for callaghaan instead
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 2:04 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
i think its cute
Its like you ar cell mates in prison
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 2:10 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
no its not
Its jsuites,did you mean your screen name to be stupid?
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 2:44 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
jaccuzzisuites is far to long
suites looks to much like suit and you don’t talk like a suit
I thought about Jax but didn’t fit
your wry humour was what made you sweets
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
att NHL
Please insure scattered start times so that every game is not on intermission at same time
Signed, a loserish hockey blogger
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 1:54 PM EST via mobile reply actions
@jsuites
“Whats wrong with saturday” agreed nothing a common phrase “im so glad its friday” i say you are idiots you still work fridays….. saturdays no work, lots of hockey =winning
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 2:07 PM EST via mobile reply actions
la scores
Brown shot may been deflected by loktinov
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 2:15 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Brown from doughty although announcers think loktionov may get credit i couldnt tell and now going to pp
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 2:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Fuck bury it
JT looking good no finish from teammates hey columbus i just spoke with snowwe are offering bailey neideryter and 2 first round picks for Nash
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 2:23 PM EST via mobile reply actions
versteeg
From weiss and flieshman 2 1 flor
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 2:29 PM EST via mobile reply actions
pitt down 2
Winnipeg burmistrov and well wood 2 min apart
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 2:30 PM EST via mobile reply actions
spezza
On fire alfie scores from karlsson and spez all stars goal
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 2:31 PM EST via mobile reply actions
spezza
On fire alfie scores from karlsson and spez all stars goal
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 2:37 PM EST via mobile reply actions
No more picking the under
too hard to root for no goals,
Lundqvist and Bryz, gonna have to work hard to keep me in the under there
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 2:43 PM EST reply actions
4.5
Mightwork betterthe unders would be harder i talked with jsuites and its hard cause in vegas line almost every nhl game is 4.5 or 5.5depending i think we should try4.5 next week and kinda see the differnce
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 2:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I found the 4.5 (that’s what I thought it was last week when he put 5) was easier to pick overs on but I didn’t really think last week coming late.
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
where does this guy go he should be rocket and ross contender
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 3:10 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
he’s been terrific all year but hasn’t had a lot of help
Step and Artie have all but disappeared the last couple months
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
not to mention the power play (Richards) has sucked
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
So who’s banking on getting some PIM from Flyers Rangers? I want Hartnell to drop a misconduct before the end
I;ve got Simmonds and Hartnell in play, so yes please. There could be a nice late game bloodbath here for sure.
I got Dubie don’t see a misconduct for that one
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
HATTY for Cally
my over was gone so let’s get a few more
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 3:20 PM EST reply actions
I love end of game fights. Who owned Dubie? Free PIM’s
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malkin
3 apples so far art ross is his barring injury
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 3:25 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Just logged onto and checking out the box scored.
A hattie for Calahan… sweet! I own him in 3 leagues
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funny
The many spellings of callaghan today ha all of us
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 4:01 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
boston
Ties it with justover a minute alsotaking the most ovbious under over
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 3:27 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Time to change the channel then.
Afternoon games make me happy
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flor 3- 1 final
Its an ok loss for me anything that affects tor playoff hopes im good with
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 3:33 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Versteeg now has seven points in last seven games, He had only one point in the nine before that.
I can’t put him back in my lineup… do you think he has any trade value?
Same with Weiss as he only has six points in his last 19
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I think umissed the window to sell high on him i usually offer my overachieverswhen they are in middle of overachieving thatslump hurts his value as it puts doubt in peoples minds
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 3:40 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I offered them around but nobody was biting before.
Oh well Weiss was a late round pick and Versteeg was a waiver wire add.
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Paajarvi
his first maybe he’s ready to go finally
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 3:42 PM EST reply actions
There is someone if i was a gm id try and grab futuresuperstar
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 3:45 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
yeah I’ve dropped him & picked him up 4 times this season
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
my under looked good for 30 minutes now 4 goals after 2
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
side game
Im saying malkin 6 points today
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 4:00 PM EST via mobile reply actions
hatty? and 3 apples okay, can you make em PPG
I need the PPP
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
ugly hockey in Pitt, I’m going back to Ottawa
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
Lol lots of action i cant watch ott not availible in hd here
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 4:12 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Funny announcer was just saying it isnt out of reach for peg and 3 secs later pitt scores
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 4:15 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Speaking of announcers….Kevin Weekes is a terrible one.
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He is as good at it as he was in net
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 4:52 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Cheers – I’m not much better at 4-4, but I haven’t had a game entirely wrong yet, so I guess there’s that.
jsuites
Nice call on the under in the pit game bahahaha under 13.5 bahaha
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 4:42 PM EST via mobile reply actions
quickly peaking
Most took ott only a few on ed important ot for them in standings i thought this game would be splitin the 50 50 range
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 4:46 PM EST via mobile reply actions
s/o
I think benefits oil ott would be wise to win in ot
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 4:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
hall
Wins it jsuites blows his load
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 4:48 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
i didnt watch the game but
Goalies stars 1 and 2 in a 4 to 3 game?
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 4:50 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
no the goaltending was poor after the first 30 minutes
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions
So now what do we do?
No games for two hours?
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this sounds like a wife inspired choice of accomplishments.
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions
So what are we viewing this evening?
I aim to watch the 1st period in Toronto (Reimer, BozaK) and/or Buffalo (Ennis and Malone)
Until the Blues vs Av’s start (heavily invested in Bluenotes)
I have no one playing on the west coast this evening, since Bobby Lou is in net.
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 6:50 PM EST reply actions
Thanks MOP appreciate you taking a for spot now you did say the wrong picks no? Maybe we should count yours opposite
this would make absolute sense, but how will you know if I didn’t already reverse my picks to reflect opposite of my own reverse picks
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
for all the rich bald guys out there
Get it over with sundin
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 7:18 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Maybe this is du to my scattering comment the nhl took notice!
by mjm44 on Feb 11, 2012 7:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Ennis skating with Vanek and Stafford in the 1st today.
I like this line for Ennis.
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 7:41 PM EST reply actions
Can't hardly wait for the Minni Columbus game
Stoked
Signed
Gary Bettman
Ps sundin
Your wife is only half the supermodel jsuites is
that is sad, I didn’t know about her drug abuse, I thought it was all Bobby Brown
just remember their music as a kid.
to pop for me so didn’t even notice she hadn’t been recording anymore
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
What is this? FantasyPopMusicScouts.com?
I need Elliott to do better than Garon + Price tonight.
Come on Leafs and Sabres.
I feel shame cheering for the Leafs
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Hey Jay, your Stars and Stinker got a plug/link (and some nice praise) in Ye Olde Dobber Forums http://www.dobberhockey.com/index.php?option=com_jfusion&Itemid=122&jfile=showthread.php&t=125982
That would be Cam’s article but I’m happy to take credit for it.
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You should no leafs no
I will never pick them would rather take the lost
Normally I would agree with you but a big week puts me in 1st in my main league.
I finished the regular season first last year so a back-to-back would be quite the feather in my cap.
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then tell him to get Ennis some points
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Berglund or Colaiacovo with the game winner from St Louis
either way I’m covered
I am out
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 10:59 PM EST reply actions

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Ennis skating with Vanek and Stafford in the 1st today.
I like this line for Ennis.
by MasterOfPuppets on Feb 11, 2012 4:41 PM PST reply actions