2 Minutes for Tweeting

A look at the best NHL hockey related tweets from the past week

By @Pope604 Mar 5, 2014, 1:35am EST

A collection of twitter tweets from around the NHL for the past week that either contain useful information from a fantasy perspective, or simply provide the lighter side of things to help you get through your hump day.

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2 Minutes for Tweeting

And this is why I don't wear cream colored pants..... Wtf @eddielack ????? pic.twitter.com/AXfhCpwvZw
— Strombone (@strombone1) March 4, 2014

@strombone1 that must've been right after the introduced the starting lineup...#wewantlu
— Eddie Lack (@eddielack) March 4, 2014

Well losing and this didn't feel very nice but the rest of the experience at the Heritage Classic was unreal. pic.twitter.com/XqVAwyZlhc
— Ryan Stanton (@rstanton4) March 3, 2014

I feel like the opportune time to pluck nose hairs is when I'm driving...
— Matt Kassian (@kassassination) March 3, 2014

Crowd chants "we want Lou". I think a better chant would be "we want 2011"
— Squire Barnes (@sbarnesglobal) March 2, 2014

I never thought a fight could be this cute! #Canucks #Kesler pic.twitter.com/lMckPhWcZb
— .::Aaqilah::. (@AaqilahF) March 2, 2014

Eddie Lack starting the Heritage classic. What a joke of a team.
— Jeff O'Neill (@odognine2) March 1, 2014

Lockers for Roberto and his alter ego @strombone1. #canucks pic.twitter.com/jt6DG1xo9u
— Farhan Lalji (@FarhanLaljiTSN) March 1, 2014

#photobomb @CoorsLight @NHL @9ersports #nhl #StadiumSeries #coorslight pic.twitter.com/l6wArVCeyg
— Jeremy Roenick (@Jeremy_Roenick) March 1, 2014

@TSNBobMcKenzie @CraigJButton with Milan Hejduk retiring Tim Thomas is the last active link to the QUE Nordiques #94Draft #FunFact
— Flynner (@BMF14) March 1, 2014

Parise asked me to pull Tanev out of #Canucks room to apologize for the hit from behind in OT. I told Tanev, he said "Seriously?" Class move
— Dan Murphy (@sportsnetmurph) March 1, 2014

Are you sure this isn't @richcluneshow pic.twitter.com/7b4yNw8rat
— Matt Hendricks (@MattHendy26) March 1, 2014

Road to #2014NHLDraft goes through @HFXMooseheads again with top prospect @NikolajEhlers24 now with 40 goals, 47 assists & +53 in @QMJHL
— Craig Button (@CraigJButton) March 1, 2014

Last I checked, Miller fantasy ownership was at like 52%. For his faithful owners, congrats. You just struck gold. I own him in 2 leagues.
— The Goalie Guild (@TheGoalieGuild) March 1, 2014

Anyone know where my Stadium Series Mask is? Cause we don't #stolen? pic.twitter.com/fXOHZQuTDc
— Corey Crawford (@crow_50) February 28, 2014

Burke: "I don't like the shootout It's a circus stunt- like NFL games being decided by QB throwing balls through tires. It's horseshit."
— Frank Seravalli (@DNFlyers) February 28, 2014

EYEBALLS BUSINESS. RT @tsnscottcullen: Burke: statistics have value; ignore at your peril, but it's an eyeballs business. #SSAC14
— RMNB (@russianmachine) February 28, 2014

I wonder if it weighs as much, guess ill never know @NHL @CoorsLight #StadiumSeries #coorslightcup pic.twitter.com/Nigvgj1YkN
— Jeremy Roenick (@Jeremy_Roenick) February 28, 2014

PHOTO: The Las Vegas Wranglers will wear Spider-Man-themed jerseys during a game on March 1: http://t.co/RwiezgYNv7 pic.twitter.com/K9Fn0h0Ipd
— theScore (@theScore) February 28, 2014

Ever wonder what the standard No Trade Clause looks like? pic.twitter.com/lpNuzrbpdJ
— Mark Spector (@SportsnetSpec) February 28, 2014

Brian Burke on TSN2 says there's no chance he will be GM of the Flames next season. Will have a new man in place in offseason.
— Darren Dreger (@DarrenDreger) February 28, 2014

NHL on TSN: LA at CGY, 9:30et. Brian Burke live in studio after 1st. I have adjusted my neckwear accordingly. pic.twitter.com/haOGZzcX24
— James Duthie (@tsnjamesduthie) February 28, 2014

Alan May said he expects GMGM to clear out Marty Erat to make space for Kuznetsov's kuzcontract.
— RMNB (@russianmachine) February 28, 2014

Attention free agents!! http://t.co/5o6q2FfNS7
— Tyson Nash (@TysonNash) February 27, 2014

Also today: Daniel Sedin, asked about 1915 Ottawa/Vancouver Cup Final: "I remember that...good times."
— Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC) February 27, 2014

@strombone1 on Kesler trade rumors, "Whether he wants to go or stay, he's not going anywhere. We all know how this script ends" #canucks
— Farhan Lalji (@FarhanLaljiTSN) February 27, 2014

#NHL, #NHLPA announce multi-year agreements w/ Upper Deck to be the exclusive licensed manufacturer of NHL trading cards starting next year.
— Chris Nichols (@NicholsOnHockey) February 27, 2014

Letang said there is very good chance he will play again. Still having bad days physically.
— Josh Yohe (@JoshYohe_Trib) February 27, 2014

Letang said the day before traveling to LA his wife found him on the ground. His mother in law (a nurse) was present and attended to him.
— Seth Rorabaugh (@emptynetters) February 27, 2014

Alfie says if all goes well, "I'll definitely consider playing another year, there's no question." #RedWings #Sens http://t.co/i6FXny3IVT
— Chris Nichols (@NicholsOnHockey) February 27, 2014

The NHL expansion possibilities are endless. "@CTVNews: NASA's Kepler telescope finds 715 new planets outside solar system."
— Gord Miller (@GMillerTSN) February 27, 2014

Anti-Bullying pics at the rink today supporting a great cause. Still can have fun with it :) @jouneri6 @Ferknuckle pic.twitter.com/bPgugOILas
— David Perron (@DP_57) February 26, 2014

@KeithOlbermann Its been almost a month and I haven't been mentioned as the worst person in sports what has the shingles done #You'veChanged
— Tom Sestito (@TomSestito23) February 25, 2014

Evgeny Kuznetsov's Traktor didn't make KHL playoffs. Reports say, he's flying to Washington in the next few days. #KHL #NHL #Caps
— Andrey Osadchenko (@AOsadchenko) March 4, 2014

That's weird.It's not April 1st either. Hmm.I feel used..."Like a young boy comin in for a qvwicke" see ya soon Teddy KGB @ovi8 @washcaps
— Dustin Penner (@Dustinpenner25) March 4, 2014

Jack Campbell picked up a win today and has still yet to allow more than 2 goals in a game. 6-0, 1.31 GAA and .949 SV%. #txstars
— 100 Degree Hockey (@100degreehockey) March 4, 2014

.@BarackObama hey i know this is last minute & I hate asking on such short notice but can I crash for a few days? I'm great with kids
— Dustin Penner (@Dustinpenner25) March 4, 2014

Must say I think I'm the real prize for Florida in this Luongo trade @strombone1......#blockbuster
— Steve Anthony (@StAnthony16) March 4, 2014

And on another note me and Tiny Tim are gonna rip it up the rest of the year!!!!!!! #dreamteam
— Strombone (@strombone1) March 5, 2014

Don't think so....."@FlaPanthers: Does Roberto Luongo have the Twitter?”
— Strombone (@strombone1) March 5, 2014

Congrats to my college video/goalie coach ryan Vinz on dressing for the sabres tonight! He looks pumped! pic.twitter.com/R5xklGYYGH
— David Leggio (@DLeggio33) March 1, 2014